(Source: therivanqueen)
“As a comic persona, misanthropy is as old as the hills. It’s effective because everyone is pissed off for large sections of their life, so they orgasm when they watch someone else in a similar mood. Why do people throng to films where the characters wipe out great swathes of the population with an Uzi? Probably because they are annoyed about having been stuck in traffic for the past month and their Subaru doesn’t come with an Uzi under the drinks-holder.” — Dylan Moran (via chasseur-de-vent)
I remember this one too.
(Source: emotionallyincoherent)
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This complete box set gathers together all nine hundred and fourteen episodes of the acclaimed documentary “Black Books”. From the moment Ishmael finds the magic fleece in the golden ring we know we are in for a rollercoaster ride of hellz-a-poppin fun. And hey - what’s a little breakfast nudity between such spirited protagonists as Dex, Taffy and Munkle, their trusty chimney sweep / computer genius / psychic.
Throughout their adventures in the parallel universe know as FlinpF-g, we laugh along as their small intestines shrink in the forbidding nitrous atmosphere. not until King Pizzle unmasks the dread Triton of Ultragong will order be restored to the peaceful peoples of Wilberberwer. It’s up to Dex, Taffy, Munkle and YOU… Vote now for your favourite thing and you too, could win a thing.
” — Dylan Moran - His synopsis of “The Complete Black Books” box set. (via y34rz3r0r3m1x3d)“Women are like chick peas under a psychopath’s hat, they can be cherish-able and zingy and surprising but you ask too many questions and you get killed.” — Dylan Moran (via urthepersonificationofperfection)
Ha! I recognize this.
(Source: therivanqueen)
“I’m quite a compulsive person — I only worked this out recently — I’m compulsive, but I’m also very indecisive. I don’t know what I want, but I know that I want it now.” — Dylan Moran (via relatedworlds)
(via dailydoseofdylanmoran)
Whereas drugs, change you. If you start huffing things, soon you’ll find yourself preoccupied solely with deep contemplations on linoleum.
Days are a stupid length. They’re just long enough to get regret, then you have to go sleep.